One word?  Right.  Let’s see if it can be done  

Yourself: pauperized
Your partner: WHERE?!
Your hair: vexacious
Your mother: exasparating
Your father: frustrating
Your favourite item: legion
Your dream last night: acroamatic
Your favourite drink: wine
Your dream car: Aston
Your dream home: waterside
The room you are in: office
Your ex: abroad
Your fear: boredom
Where you want to be in ten years: satisfied
Who you hung out with last night: cat
What you're not: tall
Muffins: blueberry
One of your wish list items: Hornblower
Time: lunch
The last thing you did: work
What you are wearing: when?
Your favourite weather: summer
Your favourite book: multitudinous
Last thing you ate: lunch
Your life: rhythmic
Your mood: patient
Your best friends: afar
What are you thinking about right now: homesickness
Your car: crap :)
What are you doing at the moment: musing
Your summer: short
Relationship status: huh?
What is on your tv: candles :)
What is the weather like: cold
When is the last time you laughed: today