Monday Monday

It’s Monday morning, the fan outside my window seems louder than ever, but this was in my Inbox which started the day with a smile…

A guy is driving around in Texas, and he sees a sign in front of a house:

*Talking Dog for sale!*

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yes,” the Lab replies.

“So, what’s the story?”

The Lab looks up and says,

“Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told my owner about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”

“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport doing some undercover security; wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the man says.

“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.”

 

I likes! :)

 

 

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About Miss J

Gen-x Australian female - out of my mind and my country. Cast adrift, as it were :) Enjoys: cat-cuddling, books, movies, music, theatre, travel, rpgs, cricket, F1 racing and all things to do with the sea..
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