Tips for ladies in 2008

 1.  Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.  

2.  If the shoe fits buy one in every colour.

3.  Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

4.  In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!  

5.  Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).  

6.  When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7.  Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8.  I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.  

9.  Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.  

10.  Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11.  When life gives you lemons in 2008  – turn it into lemonade then  mix it with vodka.

12.  Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone’s ex-boyfriend!  

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About Miss J

Gen-x Australian female - out of my mind and my country. Cast adrift, as it were :) Enjoys: cat-cuddling, books, movies, music, theatre, travel, rpgs, cricket, F1 racing and all things to do with the sea..
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