phooey too

Spent the last two days sprawling on my couch in a fever induced haze.  I ask you, who (besides obviously strange me!) gets a bloody cold in the summer?!  Well, what passes as summer here, anyway.  Bloody end of June and temperature still hasn’t been over about 22deg. 

I did answer the phone in my hot and nasty snottiness to find out that I didn’t get the accountancy job I interviewed for on Friday.  A better reason this time tho – they thought that the job didn’t have enough in it to keep me interested.  I can understand that.  Fair enough.  So still prowling the job sections.

At least the hot nasty snottiness has faded.

To cheer myself (and by proxy my readers), here’s a wee joke from Nell that made me giggle…
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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

“Grumpy, my son,” says the Pope, “What can I do for you?”

Grumpy asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?”

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome …”

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.”

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, “Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?”

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……

“Grumpy shagged a penguin!”

“Grumpy shagged a penguin!”

:)

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About Miss J

Gen-x Australian female - out of my mind and my country. Cast adrift, as it were :) Enjoys: cat-cuddling, books, movies, music, theatre, travel, rpgs, cricket, F1 racing and all things to do with the sea..
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